eBay has everything rule

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14 Comments

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Corpses are not people, corpses are objects. Objects with value are goods. And eBay sells goods. So as long as someone considers the withered husk of a war criminal to have value (I know I do), it all adds up.

girl@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

i’m interested in the fashion henry kissinger. instead of draping fox fur around your neck (cruel, outdated fashion), try skinned war criminals (ethical, modern fashion)

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

How much for a jowl?

Gork@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

sloppily shakes face

Aroooo!

FQQD@feddit.de · 18 pts · 2y

"Sell on eBay"

This is where you can get rid of his corpse, apparently

yetAnotherUser@feddit.de · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Why Does This Ad Capitalize Every Word?

ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y

The ad was written by capitalists

FQQD@feddit.de · 8 pts · 2y

It's mildly infuriating.

UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

They do have him on eBay. Right in the hell section on the left!

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y

for when u need genocide and the complete dvd series of supernatural at a low low price

Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Huh. I never knew Kissinger was a Ferengi. What does a Slice of Kissinger cost these days?

Jalaybee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

What's the conversion rate of genocide victim tears to Kissenger Nickels?

Treczoks@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

I wonder if they have filters, or if you get similar replies for search terms like "nuclear weapons", "cocaine", or "child porn".

Land_Strider@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I'm pretty sure the seller is an Eve Online player.