c/lemmyshitpost · by STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world · 2yNNN ended two days ago and I thought letting you all know this was important 138 points · 24 comments · view on lemmy.world
24 Comments
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y
You think that feels good? Wait until the end of Don't Dump December and you push that baby out.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
We’re doing a whole month now? I thought it was just 3 days.
TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y
3 days is for beginners. We mastered that so now it's time for the real deal.
Steak@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
The Big league!
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
The trick is to replace your oatmeal with Portland cement.
shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
congratulations on your new child
0x4E4F@infosec.pub · 25 pts · 2y
Congrats 🤝... oh wait... god damn it, which hand did you use? 🤦
naeap@sopuli.xyz · 25 pts · 2y
After 30 days?
None, but both are sticky
Zink@pawb.social · 12 pts · 2y
Just remember to look for the shiny / wet one
That's the one you grab
0x4E4F@infosec.pub · -3 pts · 2y
Depends it's a male or a female 😂.
joyjoy@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Why would that matter?
0x4E4F@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 2y
Well, I would rather touch a female's cum covered hand 😁.
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
How do you assert dominance over your rivals?
0x4E4F@infosec.pub · -1 pts · 2y
I would rather not have them 😂. If I'd have rivals, I'd just go for another girl.
Not really in the mood for dominance, I'm almost 40 😂.
Korne127@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Or 61 days, if you came from Locktobermatch@pawb.social · 6 pts · 2y
How long do you gotta be locked up if you're cumming from that
Crashumbc@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Do people actually do this Internet meme?
Johanno@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y
Apparently some idiots do. They must love cancer
Hiro8811@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Wdym by cancer?
Johanno@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
not fapping for a month may increase tge chance of not detecting cancer or sth. like that
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 1 pts · 2y
You can freely assume anyone that does is at least hanging around incel spheres, and has some Peterson videos they want you to watch.
Korne127@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
That's nonsense
Squid@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 2y
I list after day three. My wife was going to do it with me too
N00b22@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
I was here before this post gets removed
Zink@pawb.social · 1 pts · 2y