No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it’s not the same river and he’s not the same man

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33 Comments

FrankieDonkeyBrains@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 3y

The words of the prophets are written in the shitpost walls

penix@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Reddit also gave me aids.

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 3y

Reddit knocked me up

It got better.

LemmyStartNow@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

Winning

LilDumpy@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 3y (12 replies)

So true lol. Also, I usually have nothing significant to contribute in the comments, but I've chosen your post to comment so that I count as an active user for today.

MrCamel999@programming.dev · 5 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Wait I have to do that daily?

Coelacanth@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

The absolute horror.

DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

You don't have to, but Lemmy counts community activity by comments instead of votes.

Post and comment ranking is determined by a formula that uses vote counts and post time. As time increases each post's ranking decays allowing for fresher posts and comments to rise.

ecks0fa@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
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ecks0fa@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Is it enough to do one post on any instance? Or does the instance matter as well?

LilDumpy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Lol. honestly, I have no idea. So I have posted on a few other posts today.

ecks0fa@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Better safe than sorry :D

chicagohuman@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Way to be active!

MoreOrLess@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I'm doing my part!

Delphia@vlemmy.net · 1 pts · 3y

Everybody posts! Nobody lurks! If you lurk, I'll mute you myself!

faltuuser@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I am doing the same for days now.

Sc00ter@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 1 pts · 3y

And my account!

harbo@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y

Im black now

JohnSmith@feddit.uk · 15 pts · 3y

Look, we are all getting older and wiser. Wait…

darkstar@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y

Why does this resonate so much lol

solongaphasia@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y

the wise words of heraclitus!

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Datdoi@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y

My first day on Club Penguin: SpongeBob I’m ready meme

jtk@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 3y

Charlie Sheen | Charlie Patina

Rhaedas@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

We need a multi-panel version for those of us who did the BBS --> Usenet --> forums --> Reddit --> Fediverse.

"It's been a long road, getting from there to here."

37218@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

My first LOL on Lemmy 😁

kamenlady@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Also mine and so relatable in my case

PatFussy@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y

Omg you finally turned into a man. Time for your milking

Kaufdrop@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Truer words have never been spoken lol

MutilationWave@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Having a smoke when I saw this, fantastic.

Datdoi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
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macrocephalic@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

Are we winning, it just trying to hide our HIV?

FrankieDonkeyBrains@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 3y

The words of the prophets are written in the shitpost walls