Mega-Lot 1, a 100 story hellscape of crumbling concrete and rebar. Each level is ruled by a different gang and they are constantly at war. Child soldiers and suicide bombs are a norm. The basement is a tent city full of addicts and those that prey on them. The parking attendants are somehow more corrupt and dangerous than the gangs. Your parking pass costs you $2000 a month, it doesn't guarantee you spot, and owning a parking pass is a stiffly enforced requirement of vehicle registration. Escaping the parking lot each day is a mix of luck and bribes. It saves you 5 minutes off your two hour commute. Being late for work is an indictable offence with a minimum sentence of 15 years manual labor, performing maintenance on Mega-Lot 1.
14 Comments
KingSnorky@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 3y
I mean it’s right there in the name. Can’t believe nobody has thought of this before OP
faltuuser@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Everyone did. It's just that it was so obvious that no one felt the need to make a post about it.
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 3y
Central Park(ing)
RothyBuyak@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 3y
No one would create it today 🥲
MetroIsntAMetro@lemmy.jmss.io · 7 pts · 3y
we gotta have the parking lots be giant to accommodate utes too
Uriel238@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 5 pts · 3y
Isn't that where the CPUs go?
zalack@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
🎶 they paved paradise, and put up a parking lot 🎶
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
They took all the trees and put 'em in a tree museum. And they charged the people a dollar and a half just to see them.
Tigbitties@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
Oooooo bap bap bap
NetHandle@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
Mega-Lot 1, a 100 story hellscape of crumbling concrete and rebar. Each level is ruled by a different gang and they are constantly at war. Child soldiers and suicide bombs are a norm. The basement is a tent city full of addicts and those that prey on them. The parking attendants are somehow more corrupt and dangerous than the gangs. Your parking pass costs you $2000 a month, it doesn't guarantee you spot, and owning a parking pass is a stiffly enforced requirement of vehicle registration. Escaping the parking lot each day is a mix of luck and bribes. It saves you 5 minutes off your two hour commute. Being late for work is an indictable offence with a minimum sentence of 15 years manual labor, performing maintenance on Mega-Lot 1.
Edit: spelling
Gull@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
How about affordable housing?
Vupperware@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
What the heck, so much wasted space!
gzrrt@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
For sure, every airport needs a good parking lot.