If a watch is working but its time deviates from the actual correct time by one second, that watch will never, ever show the correct time. It will always be off by that one second.
A broken watch, on the other hand, is guaranteed to show the exact correct time twice every day.
Therefore broken watches are more useful than working watches.
18 Comments
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 2y
It's available in the US, you just have to be increasingly wealthy as time progresses.
Hyggyldy@sffa.community · 24 pts · 2y
Which is why I'm getting increasingly progressive as time... Wealths?
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
As good a proof as any that Trump is poor af
yads@lemmy.ca · 35 pts · 2y
Ironically this feature is likely only available in the US.
vox@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 2y
isn't healthy living a Chinese thing
nfsu2@feddit.cl · 8 pts · 2y
-20 social credits
kewwwi@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
only just have to be you increasingly wealthy as time progresses.
AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
I've never seen a watch with such a high degree of accuracy.
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y
I have a watch that shows the exact correct time two times a day
Rodeo@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
That more times than any working watch. Consider:
If a watch is working but its time deviates from the actual correct time by one second, that watch will never, ever show the correct time. It will always be off by that one second.
A broken watch, on the other hand, is guaranteed to show the exact correct time twice every day.
Therefore broken watches are more useful than working watches.
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
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GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
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MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 2y
Would you like fries with that?
Archlinuxforever@lemmy.3cm.us · 5 pts · 2y
POV: low effort healthcare meme.
fadhl3y@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Or Scottish
speaker_hat@lemmy.one · 0 pts · 2y
clicks ok
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