As I said in the title, my cat pissed on the dimensional anomaly (again) and now the entities want to lock him in another realm. What do I do?
As I said in the title, my cat pissed on the dimensional anomaly (again) and now the entities want to lock him in another realm. What do I do?
7 Comments
BananamanStolen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
I'm sorry OP, but you must sacrifice your cat to the anomaly. It's the only way to save the world.
Serval@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y
Can't I simply sacrifice the world to the cat in order to save the anomaly?
BananamanStolen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
That could work, but you'd need a lot of catnip
HelloHotel@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y
Seditives also work
BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y
Are you really the guy that stole my giant inflatable Banana Man that was advertising my products?
BananamanStolen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
It didn't escape, it gained sentience and escaped. I know this because that banana is me.
n0mgoose@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y
Rub his nose in it.