Grammar rule

Come correct or don't cum at all.

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24 Comments

Sprokes@jlai.lu · 18 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Which app that shows you those ads?

mjsaber@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Grindr. Cause I'm sure you want to see the ads, lol

Pregnenolone@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

Western Union will fuck you harder than your date

LordAmplifier@pawb.social · 5 pts · 2y

Thanks, I, uhh, I want to switch banks, so, yeah, that ad might be helpful, very helpful

anarchy79@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I only read Grindr for the ads.

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Bank Account. Mobile Wallet.

Octopus1348@lemy.lol · 5 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Cash pick up.

WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

You chose where, we will get there.

anarchy79@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Send money.

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

Western Union

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Invest in Eastern Poland

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 15 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I'd care more about their grammar on Tinder than I would on Grindr, tbh. I couldn't live with or marry someone who doesn't grasp English grammar; but I don't need them to be literate to fuck me silly.

BleatingZombie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Please forgive my ignorance. It's been a while since I've been on dating apps. Is the one on this post Grindr?

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is the one on this post Grindr?

Yeah.

anarchy79@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Please forgive my ignorance, it has been so long, how does it feel to be fucked silly?

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y

Pretty fucking great. 😃

DieguiTux8623@feddit.it · 9 pts · 2y

I remember having seen a screenshot where the conversation went like:

  • sex
  • septem
  • ?
  • it's Latin, I'm an old fashioned boy

Unfortunately it was many years ago and can not find the image any more, it was from a Facebook group I think...

DessertStorms@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)
mjsaber@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

I could, but when I get a generic message from a blank profile, I just make fun of them instead.

Resol@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

You have a gorgeous. Your gorgeous is great.

anarchy79@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"Your single!"

"*you're single"

mjsaber@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

Correct

Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Well, it solves two issues at the same time. Corrects grammar and is a compliment too

0ops@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

My gorgeous what?