Just imagine

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omgarm@feddit.nl · 54 pts · 2y (8 replies)

When did trees start making memes? Did some root network grab onto an internet line?

lseif@sopuli.xyz · 69 pts · 2y (2 replies)

idk. i'll check the logs.

Strobelt@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

Whatever it may be, I think they won't leave

Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y

Let me know if you find some data that has a ring to it

Vathsade@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 2y

Must have got root access

Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de · 20 pts · 2y

not quite sure,
i always thought, it was more of a grassroots movement

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 2y

it's the mycelium actually

theKalash@feddit.ch · 9 pts · 2y

Woodn't you like to know?

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y

It started as a grassroot movement

anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 35 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Imagine wasting groundwater all winter.

- deciduous gang

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

"HEY. FUCK YOU." -Coniferous gang

Exist@feddit.nl · 27 pts · 2y

Conifer deez nuts

lseif@sopuli.xyz · 24 pts · 2y (4 replies)

imagine being the same boring green all year

kuneho@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (2 replies)

this comment was paid by the deciduous gang

killeronthecorner@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Now why don't you make like a tree and get out of here!

Rodeo@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

Virgin deciduous vs. Chad coniferous

misterundercoat@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

This is the ideal make photosynthesis. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

tissek@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Why not both?

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Rodeo@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y

Trans trees are trees.

thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y

Now I feel the desire to watch some education videos on the larch

https://piped.video/watch?v=ug8nHaelWtc

MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com · 12 pts · 2y

Evergreen never change their underwear

teft@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y

Cries in Tamarack.

TheWanderer@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

Ahahah😂. I dunno why this shit is cracking me tf up😂

neptune@dmv.social · 8 pts · 2y

It's the shorter day, akshually

TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Moved to a cold climate after years in a desert

Me: why do the evergreens not lose there leaves?

My wife: EVER... GREEN. Ffs they're coniferous

Sometimes I amaze myself with my own genius

XTornado@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

Ah I see your confusion, Evergreen's get stuck in canals, coniferous are the ones that get stuck with their leafs.

doctorn@r.nf · 6 pts · 2y

How treecist. 😅

NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"Bitch, am I invisible?!"

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samus12345@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

I think "imagine" could take the top spot from "well ackshually..." as the cringiest way to start a sentence.