Batman routinely beats the snot out of Gotham thugs.™️ Thousands of them. Broken limbs, noses, chins and ribs are routine in a standard Batman beatdown.
IRL that would amount to a significant loss of life: TBIs or systemic shock that could shorten a window of medical stabilization from minutes to seconds to SOL because Batman's fists gave the poor sod a brain hemorrhage and killed him instantly.
Batman is in denial and has a team of lawyers to bury his incidents of homicide / manslaughter.
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moosetwin@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 6 pts · 3y
I saw a video of this meme voice acted yesterday on youtube
Uriel238@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 7 pts · 3y
Batman routinely beats the snot out of Gotham thugs.™️ Thousands of them. Broken limbs, noses, chins and ribs are routine in a standard Batman beatdown.
IRL that would amount to a significant loss of life: TBIs or systemic shock that could shorten a window of medical stabilization from minutes to seconds to SOL because Batman's fists gave the poor sod a brain hemorrhage and killed him instantly.
Batman is in denial and has a team of lawyers to bury his incidents of homicide / manslaughter.
raspberry_confetti@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y
Bottom would have been better coming from deadpool