Make sure you know what your kids are up to.

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lowleveldata@programming.dev · 30 pts · 2y

A respectful working mother

quo@feddit.uk · 21 pts · 2y
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Raxiel@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

When my eldest was four she had a hundred kids, the eldest of whom was 1 million years old.

And also a cat.

marche_ck@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Carlin is the rizzler the girl gave her gyatt to.

siha@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

the urge to shoot and stab anyone who says that...

marche_ck@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

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Amends1782@lemmy.ca · -22 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Totally happened with a 4 year old

prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works · 56 pts · 2y (4 replies)

The capability for children to immerse themselves in a fantasy world and act is astounding, this is absolutely believable to anyone who has ever had a child

Frankly we ought to get some toddlers in the writing room for some movies, we’ll get some really well thought out nonsense

volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Our daughter is just 2 years 3 months old and she is already singing made up melodies and lyrics. A couple of days back she made up a song about new bushes (whatever that is). Her friend (3,5 years) jammed with her dad on a keyboard and started singing very creepily "it sat for five minutes, sat for five minutes, sat for five minutes, and then it died".

What I love most about what kids say in these young years is that it is so freaking random. As a teen I loved dadaism and absurd theater and all this random stuff coming out of toddlers is absolutely golden. It sounds like a Merz poem at times. I can absolutely imagine a four year old telling a story about a cleaning lady with 5 kids and a husband.

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y

The bush sr and jr are the old ones

Decoy321@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This was the basis for the webcomic Axe Cop. It was started back in 2009 by the Nicolle brothers. Malachi (who was 5 at the time) thought up the story, while his brother Ethan (who was 28) drew them into comics.

dukk@programming.dev · 7 pts · 2y

Love it. Plot’s already more interesting than any recent movie I’ve watched.