Calculrule

Image transcription: a photo of the screen of an Android phone with the system's built in calculator open. A popup states: "You are permanently banned from using Calculator", with an "OK" button for the user to press. End transcription.

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30 Comments

LordAmplifier@pawb.social · 69 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That's what you get for typing 80085 😤

CCF_100@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

80085

LordAmplifier@pawb.social · 2 pts · 2y

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Gobbel2000@feddit.de · 64 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Governments trying to ban end-to-end encryption be like:

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 2y

Ok that was very funny.

sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 2y

My boy actually succeeded in dividing by zero and now they won't let him back on for fear of what he'll do next

germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 2y (5 replies)

When I double check 2*5 for the fifth time today

nul@programming.dev · 16 pts · 2y (4 replies)

So, if you double checked 2*5 five times, how many times did you check total?

ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

2*5*5 = 255 times

nul@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y

So close, but the answer's actually 11:

Checked five times (5) * double checked (2) = 10

Plus one more for that last 5*2 is 11. Or 12 if you double checked that one too.

TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Seems right to be honest

Tau@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y

five

problematicPanther@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (1 reply)

never divide by zero. you could get perma banned from your calculator.

manucode@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 2y

Even more illegal:

  • Zero to the power of zero
  • Logarithm of any number to the base of zero
  • Zero-eth root of any number but one
CluckN@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Holy hell this is so deep fried I can’t even see the border of the OK button.

FleetingTit@feddit.de · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Aren't ios buttons flat anyways?

NicoCharrua@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y

No; the background colors are the same but it has an edge

iOS button showing it has an edge between the text and the buttons

sjmarf@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

This isn’t iOS, despite what the post description says.

DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

OK

fogetaboutit@programming.dev · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

HOW

rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

They typed 2318008 into the calculator

DessertStorms@kbin.social · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Typed in 8008135 one too many times, eh..

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It was always 5318008 for me, so I could read it upside-down.

DessertStorms@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

No, you're right, my brain just auto-corrected lol

wander1236@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)

This isn't an iPhone

unmarketableplushie@pawb.social · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Are you sure?

dukk@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y

Yeah, it’s an Android, the Material You theme makes it easily recognizable.

sjmarf@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It’s certainly not an iPhone - iPhone alerts have never look like that, and that isn’t the stock calculator app.

unmarketableplushie@pawb.social · 1 pts · 2y

Oh my bad, sorry

bellly@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

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