c/memes · by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 2yI've earned it 861 points · 40 comments · view on lemmy.world
40 Comments
Mrduckrocks@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y
Me after writing 1 word for my dissertation.
rockerface@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
ohlaph@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
You could copy paste your sentence, 8x increase in productivity.
Obi@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y
But imagine how drunk they'd get if they did that.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 2y
Oh wow I just realized who Elon Musk is trying to look like with all the surgery.
nxdefiant@startrek.website · 11 pts · 2y
I bet he got the eye that leaks blood instead.
syd@lemy.lol · 20 pts · 2y
Me when I lose 1kg on my diet (gained 3kg back)
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Who needs to diet when you can just take a shit?
IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Say what you want about bulimia, but that shit does work.
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Ok I’ll try it. Do I have to take my pants off first or can I keep them on?
IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Wouldn't it be weird if neither of us had pants on?
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Haha yeh so weird. And what if we held hands at the same time? So weird
netchami@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y
Me after completing exactly zero (0) tasks on my to do list
can@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
Me getting ready to do 0.5 of the task.
netchami@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
I like your approach
randomivysaur@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Me after creating the to-do list:
CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
He looks so danish that it hurts my norwegian mind
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y
Yeah good guess
danekrae@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Since @CurlyMoustache is norwegian, I'm guessing, that they knew that about Mads already.
I bet @CurlyMoustache is cool, even though they aren't danish.
CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Det er jeg!
danekrae@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
If he was drinking more, he would look swedish.
CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
If he was swedish, the cigarette would be a herring
dutchkimble@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 2y
Is Dolph Danish?
CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Worse. He's swedish
DrPop@lemmy.one · 13 pts · 2y
Me when I smoke and drink pee. (Mads)
XTornado@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 2y
Wait, that's done after? Not before?
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
This is the to-do list
ohlaph@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
During is the best of both worlds.
dudinax@programming.dev · 10 pts · 2y
Here's to feeling good all the time.
crackajack@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 2y
MadsLad
Kase@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
✅took my final exam today
❌made a 30%
✅better than a zero! 🥂
DavidGarcia@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 2y
task 1: touch lips
dditty@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
The ultimate mad lad
pancakes@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Mads lad
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Who is that guy? He looks familiar.
cheeseburger@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 2y
Actor Mads Mikkelsen, from Casino Royale, Rogue One, and more.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Thanks!
Slovene@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y
He's Hannibal the cannibal.
Got_Bent@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Infynis@midwest.social · 6 pts · 2y
Is that a tea bag? Is he drinking hot tea from a wine glass?
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y
It's for the antioxidants