I've earned it

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40 Comments

Mrduckrocks@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Me after writing 1 word for my dissertation.

rockerface@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

ohlaph@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You could copy paste your sentence, 8x increase in productivity.

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y

But imagine how drunk they'd get if they did that.

eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh wow I just realized who Elon Musk is trying to look like with all the surgery.

nxdefiant@startrek.website · 11 pts · 2y

I bet he got the eye that leaks blood instead.

syd@lemy.lol · 20 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Me when I lose 1kg on my diet (gained 3kg back)

SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Who needs to diet when you can just take a shit?

IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Say what you want about bulimia, but that shit does work.

SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Ok I’ll try it. Do I have to take my pants off first or can I keep them on?

IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Wouldn't it be weird if neither of us had pants on?

SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Haha yeh so weird. And what if we held hands at the same time? So weird

netchami@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Me after completing exactly zero (0) tasks on my to do list

can@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Me getting ready to do 0.5 of the task.

netchami@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

I like your approach

randomivysaur@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Me after creating the to-do list:

CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (7 replies)

He looks so danish that it hurts my norwegian mind

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Yeah good guess

danekrae@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Since @CurlyMoustache is norwegian, I'm guessing, that they knew that about Mads already.

I bet @CurlyMoustache is cool, even though they aren't danish.

CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Det er jeg!

danekrae@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If he was drinking more, he would look swedish.

CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

If he was swedish, the cigarette would be a herring

dutchkimble@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is Dolph Danish?

CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Worse. He's swedish

DrPop@lemmy.one · 13 pts · 2y

Me when I smoke and drink pee. (Mads)

XTornado@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Wait, that's done after? Not before?

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

This is the to-do list

ohlaph@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

During is the best of both worlds.

dudinax@programming.dev · 10 pts · 2y

Here's to feeling good all the time.

crackajack@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 2y

MadsLad

Kase@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

✅took my final exam today

❌made a 30%

✅better than a zero! 🥂

DavidGarcia@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 2y

task 1: touch lips

dditty@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The ultimate mad lad

pancakes@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

Mads lad

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Who is that guy? He looks familiar.

cheeseburger@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Actor Mads Mikkelsen, from Casino Royale, Rogue One, and more.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Thanks!

Slovene@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y

He's Hannibal the cannibal.

Got_Bent@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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Infynis@midwest.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is that a tea bag? Is he drinking hot tea from a wine glass?

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y

It's for the antioxidants