c/dadjokes · by greenehead@lemmy.world · 3yWhat has 5 toes but isn't your foot? My foot 486 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world
17 Comments
coldhotman@nrsk.no · 30 pts · 3y
TheBananaKing@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y
This may be the perfect dad joke.
Forced puns are well and good, but the true essence of dad jokes is trolling - and this nails it.
SpaceToast@mander.xyz · 17 pts · 3y
What’s red and tastes like blue paint?
Red paint.
zammy95@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
What's brown and sticky?
disney@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
Chocolate except I spilled glue on it
Thteven@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Sir that is a grandpa joke.
balrogslayer@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
A stick!
I love this one, always gets a chuckle.
like47ninjas@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
Got a nice eye roll out of this one from the wife. Mission accomplished.
wile_e8@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
Just told this one to my son.
Him: "I could have said Mom's foot, or my sister's foot, or anyone else's foot!"
Me: "But you didn't."
simo@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
God.
Good one dad !
WontonDestruction@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
So are you coming home tonight? Mom is cooking spaghetti, with the very big meat balls, just the way you like. It's been 15 years dad.
Fleeing_snail@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 3y
Why do I keep coming back to read dad jokes even though they fill me with rage?
Screwthehole@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
What'd the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
Ps how do you do spoiler tags in lemmy?
PutangInaMo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Are dad riddles a thing? I think they should be a thing if not.
JudahBenHur@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y
booooooooooo
Davel23@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
I would also accept "your other foot".
wanderingmagus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Wow, thanks dad. slow clap