What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?

My foot

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17 Comments

coldhotman@nrsk.no · 30 pts · 3y
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TheBananaKing@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y

This may be the perfect dad joke.

Forced puns are well and good, but the true essence of dad jokes is trolling - and this nails it.

SpaceToast@mander.xyz · 17 pts · 3y (4 replies)

What’s red and tastes like blue paint?

Red paint.

zammy95@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y (3 replies)

What's brown and sticky?

disney@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Chocolate except I spilled glue on it

Thteven@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Sir that is a grandpa joke.

balrogslayer@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

A stick!

I love this one, always gets a chuckle.

like47ninjas@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y

Got a nice eye roll out of this one from the wife. Mission accomplished.

wile_e8@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y

Just told this one to my son.

Him: "I could have said Mom's foot, or my sister's foot, or anyone else's foot!"

Me: "But you didn't."

simo@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

God.

Good one dad !

WontonDestruction@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

So are you coming home tonight? Mom is cooking spaghetti, with the very big meat balls, just the way you like. It's been 15 years dad.

Fleeing_snail@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 3y

Why do I keep coming back to read dad jokes even though they fill me with rage?

Screwthehole@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

What'd the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

Ps how do you do spoiler tags in lemmy?

PutangInaMo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Are dad riddles a thing? I think they should be a thing if not.

JudahBenHur@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y

booooooooooo

Davel23@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

I would also accept "your other foot".

wanderingmagus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Wow, thanks dad. slow clap