c/rpgmemes · by Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2yThey brought a present 583 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world
12 Comments
pancakes@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 2y
Only a cat would hunt and kill a several thousand pound fire-breathing dragon, drop it on the front step, and expect a treat.
Thisfox@sopuli.xyz · 28 pts · 2y
To be fair, deserves a treat. Dragons are more a pest than even rats.
spudwart@spudwart.com · 30 pts · 2y
Nah, you don’t understand.
Your cat kills a dragon and drops it at your doorstep.
The treat isn’t a request.
It’s a demand. And the dragon is a warning.
Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 2y
Spoken like a true cat servant
Edit: As a former cat servant I have to agree
nifty@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
The cat is in on it with the dragon, it’s a Trojan feint scenario to sneak the big guy in past the high walls and archers.
Jonny@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y
If the internet has taught me anything, it is that the cat thinks the knight is shit at killing dragons.
Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network · 13 pts · 2y
Clearly the "cat" is an Elder Silver Wyrm in disguise
casmael@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
Plot twist: in this setting, dragons are rodent. I’d be down for that tbh.
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone · 9 pts · 2y
we call those kobolds
casmael@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
Canonically, kobolds are actually naturally occurring minerals
Crul@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
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Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Thank you so much for finding the source