Anon gives good advice

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curiousaur@reddthat.com · 152 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Hugely underestimating the natural charisma it takes to make content like this. Most folks just getting out of prison do not have it.

Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 2y (3 replies)

My neighbor is my drinking buddy. One random night, he told me about how he was in prison for twenty years after killing a punk. I thought it would be weird but it wasn't.

Nice dude. But could not hold a conversation.

Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 29 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I can't hold a conversation and I haven't killed anyone

Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Might as well do it, I guess...

Hellstormy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Can just improve things, right?

Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

How does one acquire this 'charisma'?

xantoxis@lemmy.world · 120 pts · 2y

With any charisma at all, this would definitely work.

Poggervania@kbin.social · 67 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The dude could’ve also gone on to try and voice act in a crime game like the guy who voiced Dragan in Payday 2 who robbed a bank before turning to acting.

navi@lemmy.tespia.org · 21 pts · 2y

I knew the actors were legit.

Pain is an illusion but these cops are real!

kboy101222@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

It's pretty hard to beat that when it comes to experience

arymandias@feddit.de · 45 pts · 2y

‘How about you just start a restaurant’ vibes.

m0darn@lemmy.ca · 30 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Just want to mention that I think a lot of parole stipulations could make this infeasible.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No idea on the details, but some countries/states/jurisdictions/etc. do not allow you to profit from past crimes.

But if framed carefully? Maybe? "I'm just providing a video game review based on my past experiences." Bet there's a way to pull this off.

UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 2y (7 replies)

The Insider channel has done tons of videos like this, several featured an actual ex-bak robber.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

"Alright so today we're reacting to movie rape scenes..."

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I call it the bill Cosby special

Aggravationstation@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Now, you see, the red necks fucked Ned Beatty in the ass with the squealing like a pig.

littlebluespark@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Oh, is that what they call Tony Jaa now?

UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Sorry I don't know the reference.

littlebluespark@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Tony Jaa. Ong Bak.

Cruxifux@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

Sorry I don’t speak French.

iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y (4 replies)

As long as it was an fdic insured bank...

Scrof@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 2y (3 replies)

At that point it's community service.

iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Pretty much.

KevonLooney@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Except for the PTSD for the people working at the bank. He pled to aggravated assault.

PriorityMotif@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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echodot@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 2y

Although given the fact that he got caught and arrested, I somewhat I'm doubtful of his bona fides.

Also who doesn't know about dye packs?

IvanOverdrive@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
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Mango@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

I would sub.