Food doesn't crawl into mouth

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28 Comments

SeabassDan@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I always wondered if this bird ever actually learned to eat on its own.

Firipu@startrek.website · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I know he's been trying for a few years at least and he still hasn't caught it. I don't have high hopes for him.

danc4498@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I saw a picture of a dead bird recently. I wonder if it was him.

TheOneAndOnly@lemm.ee · 60 pts · 2y (14 replies)

This is the part where someone comes along and tells me this bird is suffering from some neurologic disorder that will lead to it's starvation and eventual death.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 2y

Nah, it's just very young and hasn't learned how to eat yet without its mother feeding it.

Thteven@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 2y

It's probably still young and learning everything doesn't just get vomited into your mouth when you grow up.

Schmuppes@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Bird scientist here. In scientific terms, we say "That lad is proper fucked".

blx@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Bird scientist? Are you an ornithologist? Or are you a bird wearing glasses and a labcoat?

The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y

Yes

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

He's a chicken, I tell ya! A giant chicken!

krotti@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Bird software engineer here, he is just calculating whether to take another bic mac or not. Happens when the bird is on a diet trying get ripped.

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is that proprietary software or you FOSS it out?

Archer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Proprietary Raytheon drone drivers are the worst

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y

You're uploading that to pidgeons now? I've been seeing owls going through them like a breeze.

echodot@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 2y

Yeah it is.

This bird you see, is real dumb.

CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Thankfully, Lemmy didn't seem to suffer from that...yet

electrogamerman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

it's the gays!

jk. im gay

echodot@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y

Leave that poor bird alone

saltnotsugar@lemm.ee · 45 pts · 2y

Aaaaaa. Huh?! Aaaaaa. Sir, I’m SAYING Aaaaa. What the heck?!

shalafi@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Imagine a baby T-Rex doing this you.

psud@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 2y

That's a better imaginary scene than most involving tyrannosaurs

zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y

Kids these days are so spoiled

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Awww it's retarded

Dkarma@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

It is like 4 weeks old. You were that dumb at 4 wk too.

Worse actually,yeah.

3ntranced@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

I like to imagine the bird is just screaming at the grub to taunt it.

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y

Selection is a very cruel mistress. It's a case for genetic engineering.

Nounka@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I'm torn between roflol and feeling like cheering for him.

nope@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 2y

C'mon, do something