c/aww · by funny@lemmus.org · 2yFood doesn't crawl into mouth 555 points · 28 comments · view on lemmy.world
28 Comments
SeabassDan@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 2y
I always wondered if this bird ever actually learned to eat on its own.
Firipu@startrek.website · 11 pts · 2y
I know he's been trying for a few years at least and he still hasn't caught it. I don't have high hopes for him.
danc4498@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I saw a picture of a dead bird recently. I wonder if it was him.
TheOneAndOnly@lemm.ee · 60 pts · 2y
This is the part where someone comes along and tells me this bird is suffering from some neurologic disorder that will lead to it's starvation and eventual death.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 2y
Nah, it's just very young and hasn't learned how to eat yet without its mother feeding it.
Thteven@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 2y
It's probably still young and learning everything doesn't just get vomited into your mouth when you grow up.
Schmuppes@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y
Bird scientist here. In scientific terms, we say "That lad is proper fucked".
blx@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 2y
Bird scientist? Are you an ornithologist? Or are you a bird wearing glasses and a labcoat?
The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y
Yes
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
He's a chicken, I tell ya! A giant chicken!
krotti@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 2y
Bird software engineer here, he is just calculating whether to take another bic mac or not. Happens when the bird is on a diet trying get ripped.
qyron@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y
Is that proprietary software or you FOSS it out?
Archer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Proprietary Raytheon drone drivers are the worst
qyron@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
You're uploading that to pidgeons now? I've been seeing owls going through them like a breeze.
echodot@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 2y
Yeah it is.
This bird you see, is real dumb.
CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Thankfully, Lemmy didn't seem to suffer from that...yet
electrogamerman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
it's the gays!
jk. im gay
echodot@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y
Leave that poor bird alone
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee · 45 pts · 2y
Aaaaaa. Huh?! Aaaaaa. Sir, I’m SAYING Aaaaa. What the heck?!
shalafi@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y
Imagine a baby T-Rex doing this you.
psud@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 2y
That's a better imaginary scene than most involving tyrannosaurs
zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
Kids these days are so spoiled
kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
Awww it's retarded
Dkarma@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
It is like 4 weeks old. You were that dumb at 4 wk too.
Worse actually,yeah.
3ntranced@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
I like to imagine the bird is just screaming at the grub to taunt it.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y
Selection is a very cruel mistress. It's a case for genetic engineering.
Nounka@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I'm torn between roflol and feeling like cheering for him.
nope@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 2y
C'mon, do something