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⚠️ Trade offer ⚠️

I relieve:

  • Basic human respect.
  • Headpats.

You receive:

  • My eternal love.
  • Tech support.
  • 4.5h infodump about my favorite game.
361 points · 22 comments · view on lemmy.world

22 Comments

PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Please give me the number of who views a 4.5h info dump a positive. I just annoy my current partner 🙃

tr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y

If the topic is interesting, info dumps can be quite nice

DmMacniel@feddit.de · 18 pts · 2y (6 replies)

*pats you on your head* there you go buddy.

KISSmyOS@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (5 replies)
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DmMacniel@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I don't know, do I? Never heard of it.

KISSmyOS@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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DmMacniel@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Insanely deadly, as in super hard to beat?

KISSmyOS@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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DmMacniel@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y

Mhm... do you know Celeste? Especially your first sentences remind me of it.

AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

yes hello can I get a sample of that infodump pls

rubythulhu@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 2y

never offer tech support

OmenAtom@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

I accept. Good person. There there.

Rin@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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FirstMajesticComet@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 2y

I mean it's not gender specific so I feel like anyone can relate to it. Everyone wants basic human respect and headpats are also pretty nice.

Wes_Dev@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

Same

violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 2y

headpats So is Touhou a style or is it a shoot 'em up game?

yenguardian@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y
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Pregnenolone@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is it Dwarf Fortress?

Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Touhou. But I do love Dwarf Fortress as well.

the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
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SkySyrup@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

tech support?? that’s going a bit far I think

ok but if everyone would accept me when coming out I think it would be worth it..

Captain_Waffles@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I mean I once listened to my sister talk about buttonholes for like an hour, so deal. Who knew there were so many different kinds of buttonholes?

saltnotsugar@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Pat x 10,000

Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
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NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Counteroffer: you can have respect and headpats but then you stfu about the game and just worship me while setting the clock on my vcr.

Deal?

melmi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"respect"

NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social · 0 pts · 2y

Good tech support ain’t cheap, I’ll pay in the coin of the realm