My dad bought 6 Big Mouth Billy Basses. As an investment. He thought they would be worth something someday- which, surprise, they are not. He had multiple similar 'investments' which we sold off for very little when he died. He wasn't stupid, he was a distinguished university professor. He just had bizarre ideas of what things would be valuable in the future.
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Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Take me to the river,
teatime@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 2y
Throw me in the water
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Show me on the fish where the music touched you.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
“Well, the fish seemed to rather enjoy that”
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
My dad bought 6 Big Mouth Billy Basses. As an investment. He thought they would be worth something someday- which, surprise, they are not. He had multiple similar 'investments' which we sold off for very little when he died. He wasn't stupid, he was a distinguished university professor. He just had bizarre ideas of what things would be valuable in the future.
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
That's not touching your sole, that's touching your bass.
Aggravationstation@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Or your sole
Broodjefissa@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Why were they holding a sharpie with a printed paper
EK13@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I have no idea what the context for the photo is but I assumed they wanted their printed paper signed
xyguy@startrek.website · 5 pts · 2y
Jackie Daytona and Jim the Vampire would agree.
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I see your Billy Bass and raise you some Jingle Jugs
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 1 pts · 2y
I... don't remember these.
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
They played Titties And Beer and bounced up and down.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 1 pts · 2y
Sometimes you're faced with indisputable proof that humanity peaked years ago.
theFibonacciEffect@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
Stört dich die Musik etwa?
Exist@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y
I came here to shitpost and I'm all out of shit...hi