c/programmer_humor · by hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev · 2y

git commit -m "hotfix"

319 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world

8 Comments

purplemonkeymad@programming.dev · 26 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I'm sure that commit will be fixed in sort order and not remain that way until it becomes a "we don't know why, but just do this bit."

hansl@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y

// DO NOT REMOVE. We don’t know why but if you take off
// this function the plane stops flying.

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Just comment out the window until it is fixed. Either way it isn't dangerous as long as you surround it with try/catch.
But I don't know exactly about that catch part if something happens a few miles above.

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y (3 replies)

"Did you try to build the project before you pushed?"

"If I said 'yes', would you believe me?"

isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Where's your CI/CD?

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It must be nice where you work.

isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

Sometimes :)

fl42v@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 2y

Yeah, I believe that won't work. The tape is supposed to be blue