Actual personality rule

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18 Comments

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 2y (4 replies)

In the spirit of Agatha Christie cozies I've noticed as a technique of masking having a couple of distinct character traits puts others at ease, so I'm the guy in a cat tee who really likes coffee, and if that's all I am then I'm less likely to be the killer.

Contrast a quiet but large goblin who is nervous and uncomfortable in social situations.

Holzkohlen@feddit.de · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Alright there buddy. So how many people have you killed so far?

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y

If you have to ask then you're no detective.

LordAmplifier@pawb.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

238, it's right in their name

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y

²³⁸U killed far more than 238 people. Probably more than ²³⁵U.

Grrr. Liftoff doesn't support superscript... Thanks, Unicode!

bleistift2@feddit.de · 14 pts · 2y

More like: “This weird hat and long beard must suffice for the first two years of our relationship.”

1847953620@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

can't get over how fucked up his hand is

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

All beards need a comb

TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y

He had no personality looong before it was cool

IBSshitposter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y

this is amishphobic

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Y'all just jealous of my weird hat

ichmagrum@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I mean, you could do a lot worse than "the guy with the hat and beard" ...

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You could also do better, "three foot five guy with a cat and a bucket of seed".

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

Ew. Yes you could do better then that

Sir_Fridge@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

"the guy with the mutilated left hand"

Aggravationstation@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Doesn't apply to me. I also have a nose ring.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Ok that's just fancy

tslnox@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 2y

If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in three hundred years.