c/microblogmemes · by sag@lemm.ee · 2yI am a 5 year old cop 569 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
Azzu@lemm.ee · 64 pts · 2y
I thought the joke went
My kid: shoots a brown person
baked_tea@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y
Its "shoots dog"
Azzu@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
I guess we got the whole spectrum of offensiveness covered now :D
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I'm so proud of you son 🥹
MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 2y
lol this dude stole a joke to make it friendlier to police what a simp
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Yeah the original joke has the kid shoot a dog, but op is a boot licker
sag@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Me or OC?
OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Probably OC, unless you edited the text.
sag@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
I steal meme ;)
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
I saw this same joke but with the punchline being the kid shooting a dog, that was funnier
tegs_terry@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 2y
Is that common then, for cops to eat free?
teft@startrek.website · 8 pts · 2y
I want McDonalds.
DessertStorms@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
Not even for a free meal...
Emerald@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Image Transcription: Twitter Post
🍁Yukon Ghost, @GrahamKritzer
[Diner]
Waitress: Cops, and kids 5 and under eat for free
*me, discreetly nudging my 6 year-old*
my 6 year-old: im a police