I am a 5 year old cop

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Azzu@lemm.ee · 64 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I thought the joke went

My kid: shoots a brown person

baked_tea@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Its "shoots dog"

Azzu@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

I guess we got the whole spectrum of offensiveness covered now :D

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

I'm so proud of you son 🥹

MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 2y (4 replies)

lol this dude stole a joke to make it friendlier to police what a simp

Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Yeah the original joke has the kid shoot a dog, but op is a boot licker

sag@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Me or OC?

OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Probably OC, unless you edited the text.

sag@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

I steal meme ;)

Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

I saw this same joke but with the punchline being the kid shooting a dog, that was funnier

tegs_terry@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 2y

Is that common then, for cops to eat free?

teft@startrek.website · 8 pts · 2y

I want McDonalds.

DessertStorms@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y

Not even for a free meal...

Emerald@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Image Transcription: Twitter Post


🍁Yukon Ghost, @GrahamKritzer

[Diner]

Waitress: Cops, and kids 5 and under eat for free

*me, discreetly nudging my 6 year-old*

my 6 year-old: im a police