you are batman!

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8 Comments

MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz · 21 pts · 3y (5 replies)

As if batman would spend even a second in the sunlight.

Lumidaub@feddit.de · 7 pts · 3y

Thank you for being one of the sane ones.

LegendofZelda64@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 6 pts · 3y

Exactly! We all know Batman only fights crime when it's night time.

bucho@lemmy.one · 4 pts · 3y (2 replies)

God, could you imagine the smell? That rubber suit of his would really seal in the flavor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPAWqkhP7L4

DAT@feddit.de · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

why do you think the bad guys are running from him? because that one guy with weird fetish is a danger to hundreds of armed henchmen?

bucho@lemmy.one · 2 pts · 3y

I'm guessing it's because he's an unhinged mental patient who has enough money to hire the best lawyers. But the smell thing, too, of course.

alldreadme@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y

Why do you think he gets out at night?

Pilokyoma@mujico.org · 1 pts · 2y

And this is the reason to only exit in night