What's the funniest you could get tattoed on the inside of your lip?

I was thinking "Howdy tooth man" and a little tooth wearing a cowboy hat or the word "No" for a more literal meaning to the idiom "Read my lips"


To be clear I'm not actually going to get a tattoo on the inside of my lip this is just a shower thought.

Attached is my best attempt at AI generating an image of a cartoon tooth wearing a cowboy hat.

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modifier@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 2y

ʞool noʎ ǝpɐɯ

AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y

This lip intentionally left blank

Pinklink@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y

Check other lip

ianovic69@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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Gabu@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There were lots of tattooed knuckles and forearms but back then they were still associated with services or prison time.

They still are.

Darkncoldbard@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Eh, not really. Now it's more like I wanna look cool kind of thing

MrAlternateTape@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

You're not supposed to see this, get me medical help.

TIN@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 2y

"yes, it really hurt"

some_designer_dude@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

“Made in China”

iggames@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

A nurse at work had “CA$H MONEY” tattooed inside her lip. Sounded like the result of a drunken dare/bet.

tsonfeir@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

How much would it take for you to get one.

CorrodedCranium@leminal.space · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I think it would depend a lot on what it was

tsonfeir@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

A cartoon mustache.

WaxedWookie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Surely it'd have to be a little goatee...

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

YOU SHOULD GET TESTED.

LemmyFeed@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

L I P

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's a lip

It's a lip

It's a lip lip lip

PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 2 pts · 2y

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

lip lip lip

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smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

NO DICKS, ONLY CHICKS

tsonfeir@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

NO CHICKS, ONLY DICKS

Zorque@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

NO CHICKS OR DICKS, ONLY TRIX

electric_nan@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I know a guy that has: Jagermeister

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Shame he forgot the umlaut

electric_nan@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y

I'm gonna say he probably got it, but this was in the 90's, so even if he did, I'm sure it isn't visible anymore.

Greenknight777@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I bet he regrets that umlaut.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

nö rägrëts

Davel23@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

"I'm an idiot".

Num10ck@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

PUSH

modifier@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y

This comment was based on the movie Precious, based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire

givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

You're not getting any picture...

You won't even fit a lot of letters because they need to be big thick lines.

Even then, it'll probably be completely gone in 5 years. Your mouth heals faster than pretty much any part of your body.

I know a bunch of people that got them back in the day because of that.

CorrodedCranium@leminal.space · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The image I attached was my attempt at generating an image with AI. It would be more of a doodle than anything. No fine details

givesomefucks@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I mean, get what you want.

Just have realistic expectations on what they can do, and how long it'll last.

Block lettering is cheap. But any kind of recognizable design will likely be expensive and start fading immediately. Like even the stereotypical "ignorant tattoo" would be too complicated for inside your lip.

A quality tattooist probably wouldn't even try anything more than a few letters.

CorrodedCranium@leminal.space · -1 pts · 2y

Did you read the post? I explained it was an AI sketch and I'm not getting a tattoo it was just a shower thought

dingus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I'm wondering how bad it would hurt

spittingimage@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

CPR instructions.

Extrasvhx9he@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2y
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