My dad likes to joke about how when he was a kid, his dad would call him lazy if he tried to carry in too many groceries in one trip, since he was trying to save a trip. But if he carried too few groceries in at once, he was lazy because he was strong enough to carry in more. So it was a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" type situation.
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eruchitanda@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Me: 'I don't need a bag'.
Also me:
jopepa@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
One trip! One trip! One trip!
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y
My dad likes to joke about how when he was a kid, his dad would call him lazy if he tried to carry in too many groceries in one trip, since he was trying to save a trip. But if he carried too few groceries in at once, he was lazy because he was strong enough to carry in more. So it was a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" type situation.
Hotdogman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Ain't no 2 trip bitch.
OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
My man is doing a great job. Eat like a king!
UsernameHere@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 2y
“Soon after electing their first CEO the rest of the monkeys starved to death”.
Bel_Shamharoth@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Give Me Orange Give Orange Me Give Eat Orange Me Eat Orange Give Me Eat Orange Give Me You.
angrystego@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I got that reference.