Prison escape

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28 Comments

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Only AI could imagine him running.

AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

AGI confirmed.

They've already surpassed our wildest imaginations.

loxo@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's always funny how the AI sometimes puts a collared shirt and tie underneath the orange jumpsuit.

jtk@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 2y

I might have noticed myself if I had seen past the ridiculous idea that he could run anything like that.

NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You know it’s AI generated because he could never get into a running stride like that

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y

I clicked through to ratings similarly: there's no way his top speed is that high.

Anticorp@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 2y

I love that it gave him tiny feet and hands, but let's be honest, he would collapse from exhaustion before he got that far from the prison.

FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

This is so unrealistic: That motherfucker would never run.

clb92@feddit.dk · 15 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I've also made some "Trump in prison" images.

whostosay@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

LMFAO the tie

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -3 pts · 2y

Maybe he'll phone up Epstein with it, one lonely night in his cell.

Minarble@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y

That first one is like the picture of him standing next to Putin looking defeated.

III@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Trump in jail wouldn't have access to bronzer... (oranger?..). I would love to see this with his pale face.

Potatofish@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Looks good except for the fact that trump can't run, but I'd love to see him try.

Jourei@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Hm, what a thing to imagine in my mind, him taking a couple steps and then pretty much flopping on the ground.

Muhr@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There is no way trump can run 😂

bizarrocullen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Maybe the small hands have great aerodynamics.

PoisonedPrisonPanda@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Hes not that fat isnt he?

Anticorp@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Fatter. That's why his suits look like they don't fit him. You can hide a lot with a baggy suit.

CitizenKong@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)
Anticorp@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I've read that people think that is caused by the risers in his shoes to make him look taller. He's essentially wearing high heels. Someone shared a diagram on Reddit a few years ago that showed how high heels change your posture, and it made a lot of sense. Unfortunately I couldn't find it right now to share with you. It could also just be because of his big-ass belly, like you said.

CitizenKong@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Oh it's definitely a combination of his high heels and burger gut, probably his adult diaper too.

clb92@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 2y

I'm amazed he doesn't tip over

AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

You can hide a lot with a baggy suit sociopath mumu.

ftfy

chaogomu@kbin.social · 12 pts · 2y

A quick search of those golf pictures says that he might just be that fat.

Minarble@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y

Are these the new NFTs he is selling?

ExfilBravo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

The only time he doesn't look orange is in an orange jump suit. You'd think he would be one homogeneous color with it on but there are shades.

merde@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

🤣