Gilbert's gripe

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32 Comments

Excrubulent@slrpnk.net · 59 pts · 2y (4 replies)

You're fucking the guy, he likes his name being said and it turns you off? How'd you get to that point? You don't have a nickname? I don't care if your name is Rumplestiltskin, if you want me to say your name I am making deep eye contact and saying it and I will mean it. I will moan it. Nothing is better than knowing what my partner wants so I can give it to them.

Normalise following orders like a good sub.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Fuck me, Bert!

aeki@slrpnk.net · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is such a beautiful comment.

Excrubulent@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y

Awww 🥰

Taleya@aussie.zone · 54 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Now imagine it's gilbert gottfried screeching 'say my name baby' at you

Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social · 17 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Do you imagine him as Iago from Aladdin or the Aflac Duck when he's saying that?

Taleya@aussie.zone · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

More his reading of 50 shades of grey

Decoy321@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

¿Porque no los dos?

einlander@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Or Jack Frost from the PBS Noddy live action.

synae@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y

... yes?

Daqu@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y

That's hot. Me so horny.

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y

I am imagining Gilbert Godfrey saying this loudly and in the most annoying way possible as he climaxes.

Aremel@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Gill doesn't sound so bad.

LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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dadGPT@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

thanks a gillion

TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

just pretend you're French. "ah oui, baisse mon chat, Gilbert!"

ccdfa@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

Mon chat 😭

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

“Uh actually it’s pronounced Gilbert. Get it right you dirty bitch. Gil, Bert. Just like that”

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Yeah, uh... I can't read the "say my name" part without hearing Gilbert Goddfried's voice in my head. Is that normal?

altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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CareHare@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y

Just yell out his nickname, Gilly-Willy.

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 2y

Imagine eating Gilbert’s grapes.

21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 2y

One of the few screenshots that's funny every time I see it.

MrShankles@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 2y

Who's eating whom now!

Skeptomatic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Who's gargling Gilbert's grapes?

sweetcuppincakes@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Anne Blythe in bed

LittleTransPunk@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
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PatFussy@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y

Say my name mommy