First Rule of Hitchhiking: Don't forget your towel!

There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!

Towlie says: Don't forget to bring a towel!

Couldn’t this all be accomplished with a shirt? Which, you know, you just wear?

If you did forget your towel I suppose a blahaj would suffice.

I wouldn't want to go anywhere without my wonderful towel

Would be nice if we could elaborate on #2. What we soak our towel in is just as important as the act of soaking it in a tactile combat use.

Makes a great strainer when mixing your pan-galactic gargle blaster

Use as a sail

Are we Robinson-ing or what?