Burgers

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33 Comments

someguy3@lemmy.world · 109 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I would have never read healthy burgers.

corrupts_absolutely@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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marito@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

"Hey, where's the bite you just took out of the steamed ham?"

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Grill'd.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Likewise; it's an oxymoron

originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 50 pts · 2y (6 replies)

i definitely prefer my burgers healed

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 29 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The power of bacon compels you

OpenStars@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Take my angry upvote you monster!:-P

qooqie@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Igloojoe@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Depends how far you take it. Healing would first mean uncooking... to get back to raw meat.

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I’m not sure what to tell you, but they’re not only already dead, but also shredded into pieces.

originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 1 pts · 2y

ya need that surface area for flavor!

DarkMessiah@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y (11 replies)

This is definitely a marketing thing - the discussion keeps the brand in mind.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 2y (10 replies)

Joke's on them, I have no idea what company this is.

robocall@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Looks like it says grW'd. I'm pretty sure that's not what it says, but that's what it looks like.

zephr_c@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be grill'd. I still have no idea what that is though. That is basically the most generic name for a hamburger possible.

Pregnenolone@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Grill’d is an Australian burger chain, and one of the scummiest companies in Australia. Known wage thieves and their burgers are shit anyway

ElBarto@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Everyone I know raves about their burgers, they're fucking horrible burgers.

It's the 'cool hipster vibe' that got them liked.

hitmyspot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I thought paying staff properly was the cool hipster thing to do? Not wage theft and fines.

Personally, I boycott. It's much easier to boycott companies with terrible overpriced products.

RogueBanana@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y

Moral is good and all but who cares when you can just make more money. Capitalism yay!

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

Definitely not healthy and in much need of healing

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I didn't ask.

ElBarto@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

Jokes on you, nobody cares if you did.

cheezoid2@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y

I see you’ve never played knifey-spoony before

Clubbing4198@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Damn, i had a shit day and this made me laugh waaayyyy too much.

Sanyanov@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hope it'll get better!

Take care!

Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y

Indeed. May thy burgers be healed.

BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com · 19 pts · 2y

DON'T BUR. OPEN GERS.

someguy7734206@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y

There is a burger chain in Canada called The Burger's Priest, which is a religion-themed chain with several religious references on the walls. I only ever visited one when I did DoorDash and was picking up a customer's order, so I don't know how good they are.

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

THE POPE HAS SPOKEN

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steakmeout@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I mean it’s Grilld - they did this on purpose.

HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Imagine a self healing burger that you can munch on indefinitely because it regenerates faster than you can eat it.

WereCat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Wouldn't that mean that it would regrow itself in my stomach? So one bite and I'll never go hungry as it even regenerates faster than I can digest it.

So more bites would be dangerous as it could kill me if suddenly 10 burgers regrowth in my stomach.