What is the USMC putting in the Crayolas these days?!?!

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Estiar@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 2y (3 replies)

What about the Serbian war criminal? I want to know more

PugJesus@kbin.social · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

He was told, "War crimes are okay, but we're very strict on illegal immigration"

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Hey watch it, getting too credible.

Decoy321@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y

This was during Jeopardy! Kids Week, though.

nuke@yah.lol · 13 pts · 2y

its photoed shop theres no cuntry callt Erbia you fucking idiut

PugJesus@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)
TragicNotCute@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

“[reading] got Barbog all depressed n he krumped ‘im self”

I feel ya Barbog

nuke@yah.lol · 6 pts · 2y

Red wunz go fasta
Blues iz lucky
Yellow for da booms
Black iz tuff
Greenz da best!!1!
Whites fer da skully bitz
Ya eva seen a purple Ork? Dats cuz purple iz sneaky!

Draegur@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

it's that they stopped putting lead in this guy's crayons.

goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 2y

he's stationed up in Stuttgart so he's gotta make do with the cheapo European crayons, they always skimp on the lead in those things

verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Sus because movie musicals.

Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

He's the intelligence officer, he's just guarding where they hoard all the intelligence away from the rest of the military.

DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Of course he's so smart, he's an intelligence officer!

Redditgee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Hope he knows he's going to be involuntarily separated.