c/dadjokes · by nodimetotie@lemmy.world · 2yHow did the cat feel after its tail got under a car wheel? Tired. 29 points · 6 comments · view on lemmy.world
6 Comments
boblin@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 2y
Confucius says: man who runs in front of car gets tired; man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Classy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Man who runs alongside car gets winded!
nodimetotie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Confucius confuses
gilokee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
car exhaust
WalrusByte@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Confucius was a wise man indeed!
xep@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
Why could the bicycle not stand by itself?
It was two-tired.