c/lemmyshitpost · by funny@lemmus.org · 2yHe thought it was a sausage on a stick.. 189 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world
16 Comments
DharmaCurious@startrek.website · 37 pts · 2y
I love how it just expands and expands so much you can't even tell what the look on his face is anymore.
LEONHART@slrpnk.net · 22 pts · 2y
Me want bite.
thurstylark@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y
Me want plant corndog delight
AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Absolute banger of a song
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y
Yeah, that's not the edible part.
glennglog22@kbin.social · 13 pts · 2y
Mmmm, nature's corn dog.
metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 2y
Me want plant corn dog delight!
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 2y
Yes because sausage on a stick just grows wild out in nature.
explodicle@local106.com · 17 pts · 2y
To be fair, tons of delicious foods do just that.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 5 pts · 2y
Technically speaking sausage also just grows out in the wild in the form of a wild hog.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
When I was a little kid those things grew everywhere. we called them cottontails. we never put them in our mouths. we tore them apart with our hands.
YoorWeb@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Fixbeat@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
What an idiot. Pick them when the stem is green and let it dry on a rack. Leaving it near the water causes it to fragment and shatter, as he now knows.
felixrostrum@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
I had a dog that would do this
BlueLineBae@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y
This is the adult version of the kid that ate the dandelion.
sndrtj@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 2y
But dandelion greens are actually edible. Reed has no edible parts.