2 oz Jeppson's Malort
4 oz Charged yuzu lemonade
If the lemonade doesn't kill you, the Malort will make you wish you had been predisposed to heart failure.
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2 oz Jeppson's Malort
4 oz Charged yuzu lemonade
If the lemonade doesn't kill you, the Malort will make you wish you had been predisposed to heart failure.
22 Comments
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 2y
I see you also saw this meme
neptune@dmv.social · 9 pts · 2y
I hadn't actually. I saw one about mixing it with vodka to make "five loko" and from there....
HATEFISH@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y
You made chiloko instead
dmention7@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Fuck it, I'm down.
FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 5 pts · 2y
interesting, "malört" is perfect swedish for wormwood
Daxtron2@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2y
It is wormwood liqueur so that makes sense
dufr@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
It's a Swedish emigrant that started making it, I'm pretty sure from the descriptions of it that it's a bäsk
neptune@dmv.social · 1 pts · 2y
I believe that's where the name comes from. There's probably some wormwood in there, as well as 99 other plants with very strong and unique flavors.
Mango@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Something something the bean.
Dkarma@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
What is, flick?
Mango@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
🤣🤣🤣
I was actually making a Chicago joke, but you made it so much better!
dangerous50@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 2y
Lol i had no idea what Malort is when I see this post. After some googling, the title fits really really well.
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 2y
LoL that is fricking hilarious. Great terrible drink there
RBWells@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
That name, OMG.
I can't even begin to imagine how this tastes. Maybe sake for the next round?
WetBeardHairs@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Remember highschool biology classes where they had jars of random dead animals? They get malort from the juice in those jars.
distantsounds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
A splash of topo and I’m in
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y
I had a bartender challenge me to a shot of Malort a couple weeks ago and honestly I don't get the hype, it just tastes like a unsweetened Jager.
FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 1 pts · 2y
I mean, it's a herbal bitter, where jager is a sweetened herbal bitter, makes sense.
Many people have a strong reaction to strongly bitter tastes, especially younger people. I dont know if i'm "learning to appreciate complex tastes" with age, or if my taste buds are just getting less sensitive :D but i kinda like bitters nowadays.
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 2y
Well I'm in my mid 20s so maybe I'm just predisposed. People also seem to like my cooking so maybe you've got a point with the complex tastes.
Copernican@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I like fernets, cynar, absinthe and other herbal liquors. If you like those things, malort is fine. Malort gets a bad wrap for being a lot worse than it actually is.
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 2y
I love chartreuse. I think it makes no impact on how gross malort is because it is pretty awful. It's such a rotten flavor.
neptune@dmv.social · 1 pts · 2y
I'm acquiring those tastes but a taste of malort and you definitely think "I don't want to acquire a taste for that".