c/whitepeopletwitter · by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 2yWhen the time comes, they will unseal it. 238 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world
17 Comments
KGB@lemmy.world · 82 pts · 2y
Krackalot@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 2y
I absolutely love this story about how capitalism removes all the resources, then when it's no longer useful, just trashes the place.
Trollception@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Pretty sure that's the work of people. I don't think it was the will of capitalism to order people to throw bottles into an old well.
TheYojimbo@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Capitalism isn't the work of people ? Is it some kind of god you pray to ? Well that makes sense actually
ChairmanMeow@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y
Cheapest way to dispose of broken bottles. Just chuck it into the well.
Absolutely done to increase profit margins.
be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
"How do we get rid of all these bottles, boss?"
Boss looks at huge empty well.
"There's nothin' cheaper than throwin' 'em down that hole we sucked all the water out of! Who's gonna care?"
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 41 pts · 2y
Dr. Pepper is actually just some weird sludge they found in that hole. Once the sludge is gone, there will be no more Dr. Pepper to consume. And then things will get interesting.
scratchresistor@thelemmy.club · 22 pts · 2y
Oompa loompa doobadee darmedguards...
Stamau123@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
SHUT THE HELL UP!
KISSmyOS@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
veroxii@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Party with the Slurm worm!
Psaldorn@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Well well well
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
It's clearly the entrance to a pepper mine. I'm sure it takes a lot of pepper to make Dr Pepper.
EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website · 23 pts · 2y
bazus1@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
It puts the DrPepper on its skin!!
Pratai@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y
be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
And seriously, how did "Jam" see that covered hole in the floor and not go "Cool, an old well!"
gac11@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Is that where the slurm comes from?
https://morbotron.com/meme/S02E04/765870.jpg?b64lines=IFdIRVJFIEFSRSBXRT8gQU5EIFdIWQogSVMgVEhFIFNMVVJNIFBPVVJJTkcKIElOVE8gVEhJUyBTRVdFUj8=
can@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
I thought the fear hole was in a Denny's?
DarkGamer@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
That's where Dr, Pepper's Monster lives.
CarlsIII@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
That’s where they keep the people they make Dr. Pepper out of. Don’t believe me? Where do you think those “I’m a Pepper” shirts came from?