Fresh and funny

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5 Comments

henfredemars@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I swear there's at least one of these ladies in every restaurant I've attended in recent memory. Now I'm going to be imagining what their salad just told them.

KingSnorky@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

You’re gonna feel pretty silly when you find out that salads are notoriously bigoted assholes, and these women are monsters for laughing at their jokes

eezeebee@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 3y

Happy

Healthy

Histrionic personality disorder

Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Caesar was not involved in the making, selling, or distributing of this salad

Cilantro@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y

Oooo so this is why salads are recommended on a diet. You can’t eat and laugh at that hilarious lettuce at the same time. Smart.

adinfinitum@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
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