She fell asleep on my hand and now I'm trapped

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11 Comments

moshtradamus666@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Chop your arm off, it's the only way 🥺🤧🤏

skyler@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

There's no knife nearby. Guess I'll get to gnawing.

kautau@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

But then the hand will get cold. Only way is to stay in that position forever, hoping her sleep doesn’t outlast the body’s need for water and nutrients.

davidaprice@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

I’m sure your family and friends will remember you fondly.

NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y

You’re not trapped, you’re fulfilling your main purpose.

zarlin@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

This is your life now

KeraKali@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

The love of a cat is truly something else. Until they get up and claw you half to death in the process.

FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

🥲

Lev_Astov@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Cat paralysis is a real struggle.

stanka@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

Cat-law.

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y

Been there. It's pretty awesome.