IKEA has all your holiday needs met

The perfect gift for a relative. Some assembly required.

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16 Comments

synapse1278@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y (1 reply)

When I opened the package, I was sure I was missing one of the chair's leg. I went back to the shop and they told me everything is there. So, back home I started to assemble it, now I am finished and I am left with an extra chair leg. What do I do ?

name_NULL111653@pawb.social · 25 pts · 2y

Use double-screw c to secure it to point (a, b, c, x) in the tesseract assembly. DO NOT sit in it without the (4,5)th leg, it's necessary for dimensional stability.

sirico@feddit.uk · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ffs it's missing a dimension

MaxHardwood@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 2y

They give them away for free in the bins near the exit. They also have dowels and screws and stuff that gets left out of the packaging some times.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Worst part is how paradox is just paradox in swedish

Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Yeah they always add an extra ö or ä without considering that these letters make different sounds than o and a

Raisin8659@monyet.cc · 16 pts · 2y (5 replies)

This seems like the opening of another horror movie...

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Furniture from SCP-3008

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Fatal error: function name must be a string etc etc

You monster! You killed someone!

Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y

You just caused me to make a fatal error.

hamburglar26@wilbo.tech · 5 pts · 2y

The child’s parents kill each other trying to assemble it and then child grows up to be a serial killer.

devfuuu@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Cube.

fastandcurious@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Someone pls explain me what the fuck is wrong with this picture, i feel like my eyes are glitching

Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

I slipped something in your drink. Don't fight it. Just ride the wave.

CPMSP@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y

This makes me deeply uncomfortable.

sagrotan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Hörmön - Teenager furniture