hand-assembled gardein bratwurst sandwich on freezer-burnt toaster-burnt authentic italian hot dog bun (made this after getting assaulted at the grocery store)
I remember reading a while back that white bread loses maybe 30% of it's carbs when it's frozen before you eat it; and there's a different percentage that gets lost if you toast it before using it. (Sorry, diabetics, I've no idea if the carb loss is cumulative.)
But anyway, that's actually a hand-assembled pan-European specialty sandwich, with decorative condiments lovingly applied.
13 Comments
Lophostemon@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 2y
Why were you assaulted at grocery store?
ivylovesbirds@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
for wearing a mask, of all things.
lurch@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Lophostemon@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Jeezo some people are triggered by the smallest things that have SFA to do with them. I’m sorry to hear about that.
Darkncoldbard@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Someone saw you wearing a mask and physically touched you??
spittingimage@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Probably got the last loaf of bread.
athos77@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
I remember reading a while back that white bread loses maybe 30% of it's carbs when it's frozen before you eat it; and there's a different percentage that gets lost if you toast it before using it. (Sorry, diabetics, I've no idea if the carb loss is cumulative.)
But anyway, that's actually a hand-assembled pan-European specialty sandwich, with decorative condiments lovingly applied.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
The title seems like a sadder way of asking for an pity party.
Orbituary@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 2y
The sub name feels redundant.
ivylovesbirds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys
vegan food. is gross 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 get it?????
– grown ass man who thinks he’ll die if he stops drinking the breast milk of a pregnant animal
opr@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Hope he's never eaten bread, fries, beans, fruit, veggies if he thinks all vegan food is shit
opr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
What are the green things at the bottom
ivylovesbirds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
pickles
FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Good looking sandwich.
What does hand assembled mean in this context? I'm pretty sure I've never eaten a sandwich that wasn't assembled by hand