Truly, the more versatile name to use

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22 Comments

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 57 pts · 2y

"Make it so, number one."

"Damnit Captain, I'm a doctor not a bottom!"

"I'm not sure how much more of a pounding it can take captain."

Yep. Checks out.

rickdg@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Oh captain, my captain!

readyno@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

Just a second, only a few more calibrations

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

SHUT UP, THE SHIP IS SINKING

joshoff@lemmynsfw.com · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Or “your honor”:

Your Honor, you said you wanted to see my briefs?

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

I'm imagining a lawyer who did this and now has a problem of getting an erection every time they say "yes your honour" in court.

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Not incest but fraternization.

joshoff@lemmynsfw.com · 18 pts · 2y

oce@jlai.lu · 8 pts · 2y

Fraternization with the enema.

Zron@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

All of the great grandkids call my grandpa captain because he takes them fishing out on the boat.

I’ll pass on this one

meliaesc@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I was hoping it was your father so you'd be in the same situation either way.

Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Ride me.
You got it boss.

PugJesus@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y

Also the exciting possibilities of rum, sodomy, and the lash?

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

They aren’t wrong

Axiochus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Couldn't come up with a good pun involving seamen and poop decks 😒

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Unless both come out the same end.

MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Captain Daddy.

metaStatic@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

unnecessarily gendered

Hmm

offthecrossbar@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Crunchitize me capn

nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y

Exterior capn’ crunch. He’s not welcome in my bed. Too itchy.

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -1 pts · 2y

I'm actually convinced