c/gay · by DaGeek247@kbin.social · 2yTruly, the more versatile name to use 628 points · 22 comments · view on lemmy.world
22 Comments
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 57 pts · 2y
"Make it so, number one."
"Damnit Captain, I'm a doctor not a bottom!"
"I'm not sure how much more of a pounding it can take captain."
Yep. Checks out.
rickdg@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 2y
Oh captain, my captain!
readyno@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Just a second, only a few more calibrations
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
SHUT UP, THE SHIP IS SINKING
joshoff@lemmynsfw.com · 28 pts · 2y
Or “your honor”:
Your Honor, you said you wanted to see my briefs?
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I'm imagining a lawyer who did this and now has a problem of getting an erection every time they say "yes your honour" in court.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 2y
Not incest but fraternization.
joshoff@lemmynsfw.com · 18 pts · 2y
oce@jlai.lu · 8 pts · 2y
Fraternization with the enema.
Zron@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
All of the great grandkids call my grandpa captain because he takes them fishing out on the boat.
I’ll pass on this one
meliaesc@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I was hoping it was your father so you'd be in the same situation either way.
Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Ride me.
You got it boss.
PugJesus@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
Also the exciting possibilities of rum, sodomy, and the lash?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
They aren’t wrong
Axiochus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Couldn't come up with a good pun involving seamen and poop decks 😒
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Unless both come out the same end.
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Captain Daddy.
metaStatic@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
Boats Boats Boats
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Hmm
offthecrossbar@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Crunchitize me capn
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
Exterior capn’ crunch. He’s not welcome in my bed. Too itchy.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -1 pts · 2y
I'm actually convinced