made this up for my wife earlier thought you should all suffer along with her

seems like it works as a shit post

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11 Comments

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 22 pts · 2y (3 replies)

What tune is this supposed to go to?

Classy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Christmas Shoes.

Researchgrant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I need to know as well. This is the kind of shit my wife and I do daily. Haha

OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

First real shitpost I've seen on this sub in months.

mokancan@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 2y

Beautiful

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 2y (5 replies)

If you're trying to extinguish her desire for you, good job.

OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

lol you don't have to out yourself like that bud, I'm sure you'll get past the shallow stage of a relationship eventually.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

"Bud?" Is that how you address a woman with long flowing hair and a soft gentle voice who wears pink frilly dresses? You're calling me "Bud?" I'm glad I'm not your wife.

OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

by the sound of it me too hahaha. idk why you wanna claim bud for guys but you have a good one ma'am

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y
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groucho@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2y

Sex is great but have you ever tried having a captive audience for every awful joke you can think of?