c/lemmyshitpost · by OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world · 2ymade this up for my wife earlier thought you should all suffer along with her seems like it works as a shit post 92 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world
11 Comments
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 22 pts · 2y
What tune is this supposed to go to?
Classy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Christmas Shoes.
Researchgrant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I need to know as well. This is the kind of shit my wife and I do daily. Haha
OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
yeah Christmas shoes lol
https://youtu.be/_fKI50MhzVM?si=XKVONbtBCiNfKTUA
spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
First real shitpost I've seen on this sub in months.
mokancan@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 2y
Beautiful
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 2y
If you're trying to extinguish her desire for you, good job.
OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
lol you don't have to out yourself like that bud, I'm sure you'll get past the shallow stage of a relationship eventually.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 2y
"Bud?" Is that how you address a woman with long flowing hair and a soft gentle voice who wears pink frilly dresses? You're calling me "Bud?" I'm glad I'm not your wife.
OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
by the sound of it me too hahaha. idk why you wanna claim bud for guys but you have a good one ma'am
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y
groucho@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2y
Sex is great but have you ever tried having a captive audience for every awful joke you can think of?