Alienmonkey

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It could have been that he was a selfish person who did the most selfish thing and ducked out before he had to deal with the consequences of his actions.

The files are a big deal. He knew the gig was over, too high profile to hang out with Bill Gates, considers himself too good for anything else and he offed himself.

... and while I'd like to believe that, they fucking erased the tapes and had guards go off shift during that time, I mean, it's straight out of the Kremlin playbook. An obvious accident.

They could have at least gone with the American playbook and just gave him a heart attack.

on Return of the monke · c/memes · 18 pts · 51d

The boys just want to go back to the crib for the elves weed and to discuss the latest haberdashry offerings. Maybe some spells if you're into that kind of thing.

I see no one here has ever had to pit stop in Gary Indiana. Or pass through Flint?

Harrisonburg PA surprised me a bit as well. Super industrial parts were Flint esq from what I remember and the vibe downtown felt just off.

I have had no issues in Detroit, Chicago, Baltimore, or Cleveland. I think Cleveland gets a bad rap but I haven't spent more than a few days there.

on *Permanently Deleted* · c/labrats · 16 pts · 66d

Don't worry fam, I have a guaranteed, proven, 3step plan to get your research funded.

Step 1: Create shell company.

Step 2: Create and market protein building protein bars with the ability to "create a compound interest effect" on your protein receptor cells.

Step 3: After company either makes money, is sued, or some combination of both, use the hype to generate interest in your theory as a new "longevity therapy that conventional science doesn't understand" and get the idiots that bought your protein bars to fund the actual research.

The plan is essentially guaranteed to work when it does.

She might not be the AG but she was, and she is still Pam Bondi.

If her name is on the subpoena, she goes on the stand.

Now if she pulled the lizard mask all the way off and showed us the real Glorpambondini underneath she might just get away with it.

But then they could just subpoena Glorpambondini...

Thank you for your service.

5Guys is an institution and no 5Guys slander will be tolerated in our home.

This story does highlight how hard it is to scale bonuses across organizations. Even after knowing the realities of the P&L I fantasize about generating enough extra to windfall people. "If we just had a spare $2m we could..."

.. then when you see the math per head, even cutting executive staff, numbers like that turn into a one time $100 distribution which, after tax is like $70.

The game be the game. Quality, Service, Price, pick two.

5Guys is a rare example of hitting all three imo.

Better is relative in this case. Yes, there are amazing local (typically brewery around me) places, usually but not always at higher price point.

But sometimes that greasy, made the way I want it, perfectly soaked bun is the only thing that will do.

And for consistency in both service and food across any and every location I've been in, at this point they are unmatched on their space. For someone with a sensitive stomach, I can eat their burgers without future repercussions - no other fast food can do that. Not even whatabuger.

If I see a 5Guys when traveling it's like an oasis.