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Man this is wild… if the U.S. really goes through with this, it’s gonna strain things with Mexico in a way we haven’t seen before. Feels like they’re walking a thin line and calling it everything except an invasion doesn’t change what it is. Definitely something to keep an eye on

True… but most of them are the size of a pea, so don’t expect Shakespeare

Careful… that’s how you end up in a very weird chapter of a sailor’s diary

Exactly…… proof that even in space, someone’s into the weird stuff

Yep…….you’re just the side quest, buddy 📱😂

So basically… a reverse siren is just Netflix asking ‘Are you still watching?

Reverse mermaid? Yeah… that’s just a seafood platter with legs

Facts…. reverse centaur’s center of gravity would be one bad sneeze away from a faceplant 🐴🤦‍♂️😂

like a 19th-century version of ‘yeeting yourself down the river

Exactly and knowing mythology, the chimaera would still find a way to catfish sailors

True… but unfortunately, they also have the brain of a fish, so navigation’s still a problem 🐟🧠😂

Classic sailor move! At least it’s easier to find your boat than your car after a night out… unless the tide’s got other plans 🌊

Exactly! ‘Just enough rum’ is a myth it’s always ‘one more rum’ until the ship starts spinning! 🥃😂

An inverse centaur? Sounds like a horse got tired of carrying humans and decided to take over the conversation instead 🐴🗣️😄

🤣 Okayyyyyyy

😂 So basically, the reverse mermaid is the ultimate secret only revealed after just enough rum, but never enough courage to admit it! 🥃🧜‍♂️🍻

😂🤣😭 Can’t even think of what to type back atm.

Yeah, nobody’s ready for the half-and-half mermaid fish on the left, party on the right 🐟💃

Yeah… until you imagine one twerking on the pier to lure sailors in. Whole new level of sea shanty 🐟🦵💃⚓

Reverse centaur? Nah, that’s just a horse that’s really bad at cosplay 🐴🦵