on IT'S THE MIDDLE OF AUGUST! · c/mildlyinfuriating · 3 pts · 2yThis August is only half through, But for some, winter’s soon to ensue So don’t Grinch on this carol, ’Cause we know in the Barrel: Crackers love their Christmas Scooby-Doo!
on Trans men enter Miss Italy contest to protest anti-trans ‘women from birth’ rule · c/maliciouscompliance · 13 pts · 3yZorque is envied by every gent, ’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent Every saint and sinner Can each be a winner When his dick’s in the beauty pageant
on Now that we are all switching to Lemmy, now is the time for all the redditors with embarrassing usernames to make their username right! Don't screw up this time! · c/showerthoughts · 79 pts · 3yNow that Reddit’s been made obsolete, Our new usernames can be discreet So, make your name right The future looks bright For Sweatyfartz and weinermeat
on YSK: You should dry off beef before cooking. Doing so promotes the Maillard Reaction, which will make the meat taste and look better. · c/youshouldknow · 6 pts · 3yUnbrowned steaks are surely regretted, But Froyn just likes their meat wetted So, both in kitchen and bed, The same can be said: Their wife just hates their forking method
on What did somebody say that made you think: "This person is out of touch with reality"? · c/asklemmy · 5 pts · 3yHeaded down to the pub for a beer At the rainbows, recoiled in fear ”A parade just for pride Of bright colours?” he cried. ”There are too many gay people here!”
on a little raccoon herding goats · c/mildlyinteresting · 3 pts · 3yThe caprines were eating their oats, When this furball snapped right at their throats Dogs won't need to be taught When you've already got A little raccoon for herding goats
on TIL many female insects mate only once in their lives. Insect populations can be controlled by releasing flocks of sterile males into the wild. Females mate with them, never give birth and simply die. · c/til · 4 pts · 3yWe'd all love more Lemmies in the banks, So any ol' content gets thanks And we'll yet raise a toast To this weird old repost 'Bout a bug penis shooting all blanks
on Lemmy is so good right now because there are no kids here · c/showerthoughts · 28 pts · 3yThe Crow cawed that Lemmy is strong, Since no kids have yet come along But the teens disagree All ages've stupidity! I think you spelled idiots wrong
on Reddit Threatens Subs to Go Public Again, or Else... · c/technology · 36 pts · 3yVariden was once a great mod, Until Reddit admins turned to fraud So to Lemmy we’ll scoot, Than be under Spez’ boot And of his own hell he can be god
This August is only half through,
But for some, winter’s soon to ensue
So don’t Grinch on this carol,
’Cause we know in the Barrel:
Crackers love their Christmas Scooby-Doo!
Zorque is envied by every gent,
’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent
Every saint and sinner
Can each be a winner
When his dick’s in the beauty pageant
Now that Reddit’s been made obsolete,
Our new usernames can be discreet
So, make your name right
The future looks bright
For Sweatyfartz and weinermeat
Unbrowned steaks are surely regretted,
But Froyn just likes their meat wetted
So, both in kitchen and bed,
The same can be said:
Their wife just hates their forking method
Headed down to the pub for a beer
At the rainbows, recoiled in fear
”A parade just for pride
Of bright colours?” he cried.
”There are too many gay people here!”
The caprines were eating their oats,
When this furball snapped right at their throats
Dogs won't need to be taught
When you've already got
A little raccoon for herding goats
We'd all love more Lemmies in the banks,
So any ol' content gets thanks
And we'll yet raise a toast
To this weird old repost
'Bout a bug penis shooting all blanks
The Crow cawed that Lemmy is strong,
Since no kids have yet come along
But the teens disagree
All ages've stupidity!
I think you spelled idiots wrong
Variden was once a great mod,
Until Reddit admins turned to fraud
So to Lemmy we’ll scoot,
Than be under Spez’ boot
And of his own hell he can be god