Matt Walsh (Real)

guys it's ok he can say it because him and Shaggy are in a loving gay relationship

::: spoiler ;3c in fact Shaggy has personally told me that he loves feeling Scooby's massive dane knot pulsating in his hole, and that sometimes they stay tied for as much as 30 minutes :::

just one of many instances for paraphiles out there

just one of many para friendly instances out there

peak microblog brainrot

also it's Element ackshually 🤓☝

I, for one, fully endorse his goals and political agenda

frankly cars and roads also make me irrationally mad

besides tire spikes, we ought to consider the death penalty for driving a car too /hj

RIP Vaush (1889 - 2024) he was cancelled by the woke mob 😔

May he rest in peace and I hope Jesus gives him all the horse cock he could wish for in heaven 🥺🙏

Did you know that girls are most fertile when they are 16? I (the real Matt Walsh) am very concerned about the falling teenage pregnancy rates!

https://www.mediamatters.org/matt-walsh/matt-walshs-sordid-history-radio-host-exposed

just for the record this is a satire account: https://xcancel.com/PoliticoForYou/status/1784121049648418923

but I still thought it was funny and relevant considering recent events

Upvote if you also like minœrs! 😃👍

Nah just a normal zoo. There's some other pics of the sneps in their enclosure that I might post here later as well

https://dill.burggit.moe/notes/9w5jbfbm2ryq006z

inside me there are 14 wolves >:3c

I am NOT GAY which is why I always say "no homo" before Ben Shapiro and I have hot steamy sex 😤

Well, partly.

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

and in case you've never had a cat, here's a video for you to hear what it sounds like

scientists say that cat can have a little salami

but cat can have LOTS of apple 🐱 🍎

It was never over 🤯

We are so back 😎

frankly I don't understand how some people walk around without as much as acknowledging the ground