on Wow, they've captured my points perfectly [Simpson, Eh?] · c/thesimpsons · 5 pts · 5dHomer Simpson (no relation)
on So many points, so many points [Hard] · c/thesimpsons · 1 pts · 29dIs Homer talking over the movie? Will Marge have to yell at him to shut up?
on Hey, points, we're eating dinner tonight [Medium] · c/thesimpsons · 3 pts · 50dForgiveness Please!
on Our salvation isn't just going to roll by on the back of some stupid point [Medium] · c/thesimpsons · 6 pts · 59dBart of Darkness. Bart breaks his leg and reenacts Rear Window, while Lisa becomes the Queen of the pool for the summer.
on Got my points all lined up for nothing [Simpson, Eh?] · c/thesimpsons · 8 pts · 61dGonna tear you up like a Kleenex at a snot party.
on There's a kind of point, all over the world tonight [Hard] · c/thesimpsons · 6 pts · 74dHomer's singing to his ball. Yeah, and he's throwing a 280. Lenny: There's a kind of hush, all over the world
on I think the real point is who is this and where is Homer Simpson? [Hard] · c/thesimpsons · 3 pts · 88dHomer goes to a bachelor party and has his pic taken with an exotic dancer?
on If you're not rich, then how come you have a new point, an electric point opener, a point shake machine? [Hard] · c/thesimpsons · 2 pts · 93dBest joke Marge: You loved Roshomon Homer: That's not how I remember it
on Points will not be honored [Hard] · c/thesimpsons · 2 pts · 114dThat ought to hold the little SOBs.
on Ah, Tibor, how many times have you saved my points? [Hard] · c/thesimpsons · 3 pts · 116dIn a sense, you both get points. But in another real sense, Barney gets points.
on Ted Cruz Rips FCC Over ABC Broadcast License Review Following Kimmel Joke: ‘It Is Not Government’s Job to Censor Speech’ · c/politics · 5 pts · 122dDamn you universe, you made me agree with Ted Cruz!
on Trump Erupts in ‘60 Minutes’ Interview: ‘I’m Not a Pedophile’ · c/politics · 5 pts · 123dThat's The Pedophile Oath. You put your right hand in the air, your left hand in your pants and say that.
on Tail made out of points. Who else is it going to be? [Hard] · c/thesimpsons · 5 pts · 125dKids! We're good parents again! Now get your asses out here!
on Now maybe a little point to break the ice [Simpson, Eh?] · c/thesimpsons · 2 pts · 131dLard of the Dance.
on I'm going to Points Gardens [Simpson, Eh?] · c/thesimpsons · 4 pts · 152dIf he's not in class, he's risking his ass.
on But it, uh, does point easily [Easy] · c/thesimpsons · 5 pts · 179dHomer, you've got it set to 'Whore'. Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
on Points makes my butt look big [Hard] · c/thesimpsons · 4 pts · 181dI wanted to say it was the bad talent show at the beginning of They Saved Lisa's Brain, but Homer was 'hot buttered' for that one
Monorail!
Homer Simpson (no relation)
Is Homer talking over the movie? Will Marge have to yell at him to shut up?
Forgiveness Please!
Bart of Darkness. Bart breaks his leg and reenacts Rear Window, while Lisa becomes the Queen of the pool for the summer.
Gonna tear you up like a Kleenex at a snot party.
Homer's singing to his ball.
Yeah, and he's throwing a 280.
Lenny: There's a kind of hush, all over the world
Homer goes to a bachelor party and has his pic taken with an exotic dancer?
Best joke
Marge: You loved Roshomon
Homer: That's not how I remember it
That ought to hold the little SOBs.
In a sense, you both get points. But in another real sense, Barney gets points.
Damn you universe, you made me agree with Ted Cruz!
I wish I had a monkey's paw.
That's The Pedophile Oath. You put your right hand in the air, your left hand in your pants and say that.
Kids! We're good parents again! Now get your asses out here!
Lard of the Dance.
If he's not in class, he's risking his ass.
Up yours, Children!
Homer, you've got it set to 'Whore'.
Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
I wanted to say it was the bad talent show at the beginning of They Saved Lisa's Brain, but Homer was 'hot buttered' for that one