Paper Kosmonaut

I have had these ones: All Volvo, all station wagons.

• "De kat in de zak" (pig in a poke) - A red Volvo 240 named so because it was a pig in a poke (Name was given afterwards)
• "Het lek in de nek" (The leak in the neck) - A silver Volvo 240 that had a sunroof which could open and it leaked. Everytime I had to brake after a rainstorm, I risked a generous gulp of cold water in my neck. (Name was given in the last few months we had her)
• "De Noordkaper" (the North Caper) - A Grey Volvo 240 that had, before we bought it, taken part in a rally to the North Cape. (This one had her name from the start)
• "Je Reed Heel netjes" (You drove very neatly) - A red Volvo 940, named after the license plate. Its name originally was in present tense but on a fateful new year's eve it fell victim to arson and burned to a crisp. It was a good car and I hated to see her go.
• "De Barones" A fabulous luxurious old dark blue Volvo 960 with a purring six cylinder and flaky paint. It drove like a bat out of hell and I really loved that car. Unfortunately she started to sag in the back and the repairs got way too expensive to keep her.
• "Het Bakbeest" (The Beast) - my most recent car, a Volvo XC90 that is way too modern for my taste. It is big, heavy and chockfull of computers. It is a solid tank but I prefer the older Volvo types.

Ik ga met de spitvork het volkstuintje van mij en mijn vriendin verder onder handen nemen.

Na jaren reddit gelezen te hebben en teleurgesteld geraakt wegens vele redenen, maar eens hier gaan kijken. Het is klein maar dat mag de pret hopelijk niet drukken. Laten we maar eens kijken wat hier van te maken valt. Ik moet wel zeggen dat de term fediverse me nog wat onduidelijk overkomt maar ik denk dat ik de logica er achter wel snap. Ik ben hard op weg een ouwe lul te worden, vrees ik...