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If you post A-listers, I'll buy 'em. Melissa Benoit, Emma Watson and Alexandra Daddario are three of my favorites (5x3=15).

Monica Barbaro (2) is such an underrated beauty, I'll happily leave 1 on the table.

Nobody looks better in a swimsuit than Kate Upton (5).

Nobody seems like they'd be as fun to drink and party with among those options as Samara Weaving (3).

Nobody makes a better partner than Mila Kunis - beautiful, smart, and fun (4).

Kiernan looks like she'd be a super fun roommate (2).

Inka Williams is the type of girl you could fall in love with at first sight (2).

Alice Eve looks like someone who'd have alot to teach an innocent boy far from home (5).

Camila Mendes (2) will make the perfect work wife. Strong, dependable, gorgeous and seemingly willing to be a good partner. (Way undervalued here.)

Emilia Clark (4) can boss me around whenever, and however, she wants.

Emma Myers (4) will be the ideal assistant. Cute, energetic and eager to please.

A great set of options, making it hard to choose.

  • Emeraude Toubia (1) – so pretty.

  • Jane Leavy (2) - gotta leave green eyes and red hair.

  • Camren Bicondova (2) – cat-like sexy.

  • Bella Heathcote (3) – ethereal and understated elegance.

  • Bailee Madison (3) – Bright and approachable beauty,

  • Suki Waterhouse (5) – Effortlessly cool and luminous supermodel.

  • Ana de Armas (5) - a premium purchase.
  • Emilia Clarke (4) - simply gorgeous, what a smile.
  • Nathalie Emmanuel (3) - another GoT Girl, statuesquely stunning.
  • Jane Levy (2) - expressive beauty, confident charisma, and a playful edge.
  • Emeraude Toubia (1) - an absolute bargain of beauty.
  • January: Margaret Qualley in missionary (I want to see her expressions) (5).

  • February: Samara Weaving reverse cowgirl (5) riding (3) the best to see that long lean body.

  • March: Daniela Melchior rough doggy (that ass) (free, happy birthday to me).

  • April: Milly Alcock reverse cowgirl with arms outstretched like Supergirl (5) and then overpowering me in Amazon (3).

  • May: Isabela Merced facefuck (that mouth…) (3).

  • June: Charli XCX rough doggy then deepthroat (she looks like a bad girl) (5) (3).

  • July: Madelyn Cline cowgirl + sucking boobs (they're suckable) (5).

  • August: Anna Kendrick pronebone (looking back at me and making me laugh) (4).

  • September: McKenna Grace missionary breeding (such innocence) (5).

  • October: Mia Goth slow edging BJ (that mouth and those eyes) (3)

  • November: Anya Taylor Joy cowgirl in chair (ride me, Anya) (4)

  • December (the hardest month to choose): ScarJo cowgirl + sucking boobs (alternating looking into that pretty face and being smothered) (5)

Tough choice between Party 1 and Party 2. In the end, Party 2 is more attractive, but Party 1 gives much more diversity of experience: Sophie Thatcher seems really fun, Adria Arjona is damn sexy, and Emma Stone is so nice to look at while she makes you laugh.

  • Natalie Portman (5) - saw her in the airport once; she's the real deal.
  • Ana de Armas (5) - hottest option by far.
  • Jenna Coleman (4) - cutest option by far.
  • Karen Gillan (4) - best of the three redheads.
  • Felicity Jones (4) - there's just something about those outwardly proper British birds.
  • Thandie Newton (3) - so pretty.
  • Zendaya (5) - nobody hotter
  • Scarjo (5) - all around gorgeous
  • Natalie Dormer (4) - just for her expressions
  • Hailee Steinfeld (4) - wow
  • Sydney Sweeney x 4 (12) - those of you following along might have noticed a pattern
  • Karlie Kloss (2) - can't ignore a supermodel at that price
  • A pair of brunette goddesses: Gal and Alexandra (10)
  • A pair of blonde bombshells: Margo and Sydney (8)
  • A pair of fiery redheads: Emma and Madelaine (10)
  • Rose McGowan for some experience (1)