on Cuomo concedes to Zohran Mamdani in New York City mayoral primary · c/politics · 4 pts · 1yDon’t mess with the Zohran!
on Installed new weather stripping on the garage door into the house and they didn't even bother to put threads on the one screw. · c/dull_mens_club · 5 pts · 1yI say attempt a friction weld.
on The roof or your mouth should really be called the ceiling of your mouth · c/showerthoughts · 3 pts · 1yWould that make a mustache a gable?
on Excited to try my new snow shovel · c/dull_mens_club · 1 pts · 1yWhat you really want is a poly grain scoop with a long handle. Guess you’re going to have to add to that shovel quiver.
on 'Highlander' is a Scottish-themed movie about highland clans. And they cast Seán Connery in it AS A SPANIARD · c/showerthoughts · 0 pts · 1yPaul Mooney would like a word.
on If you are listening to music with wired headphones while the device you are using is charging, you are probably connected indirectly to someone doing the same. · c/showerthoughts · 1 pts · 1yA high pitched whistle slowly fading off?
on A bathtub is the opposite of a canoe. · c/showerthoughts · 1 pts · 1yAlso you would be making love in water versus merely close to it. Coffee compared to either would be unsatisfactory. At best coffee that is like “ mak’n love ina canoe” is still “fukin near water”.
on Elon Musk Is Now Cyberbullying Government Employees · c/politics · 9 pts · 1yI would say he is more a Mysterio than a Lex Luther.
on 'National divorce': Marjorie Taylor Greene threatens Trump dissenters with secession · c/politics · 28 pts · 1yThere should be a bot that searches out MarjorieTG posts and auto-comments ”What a fucking idiot.”
on In a Mirror, Darkly · c/SighFi · 3 pts · 1yI think Elon actually believes he is Arnold Schwarzenegger rushing to save Mars… maybe that’s Joe Rogan. Probably both.
on What are some old-timey names that you think should make a comeback? · c/asklemmy · 7 pts · 1yLancel is so hot right now.
Don’t mess with the Zohran!
Look up Tabio
… was stroking my sweet precious wart.
You got a turdbo charger!
Garret Garrison is making deliveries.
Kill it before it reproduces!
I say attempt a friction weld.
Would that make a mustache a gable?
That was an awkward 4mins.
What you really want is a poly grain scoop with a long handle. Guess you’re going to have to add to that shovel quiver.
Paul Mooney would like a word.
Well do share
A high pitched whistle slowly fading off?
Also you would be making love in water versus merely close to it. Coffee compared to either would be unsatisfactory. At best coffee that is like “ mak’n love ina canoe” is still “fukin near water”.
I would say he is more a Mysterio than a Lex Luther.
There should be a bot that searches out MarjorieTG posts and auto-comments ”What a fucking idiot.”
I think Elon actually believes he is Arnold Schwarzenegger rushing to save Mars… maybe that’s Joe Rogan. Probably both.
Nasty!
Lancel is so hot right now.