TheAsianDonKnots

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It’s weird, I grew up riding dirt bikes in the Sonoran desert in the 90’s. 110°F outside, full armor, with a 300°+ motor/exhaust between your legs. We’d be out for hours with nothing, which in retrospect was dumb from a survival standpoint, but I never remember being thirsty. Two decades later and I’m dating this girl who’s clearly addicted (?) to water and she’s telling me how I’m wrong. Wrong about what? I’m alive and sitting right in front of her. Who drinks 60oz minimum per day!? She hated that I had great skin and pretty much everything she said she drank water for.

It’s not though. American employers don’t want to pay a living wage, therefore a 20%tax is issued to the diner. That’s not confusing and can be summed up in one sentence. If the idea is make other nations seem like idiots then… ok, I guess but it’s not “confusing”. Oh nooooo, in England I have to pay a tax on television? I’m so stupid and confused.

on Hyup. · c/koth · 5 pts · 74d

The Wes Andersen cross-over we never knew we needed.

Kids these days are so lucky with their fried buldak nori rectangles. In the US (1990’s) all we had was unseasoned 8.5x11 inch sheets of office paper nori from the one Asian store that viewed expiration dates as more of a suggestion.

Too much trouble for what it was. We were trying to get back to BB gun wars in the front yard. I still have scars.

Thanks for letting me wax nostalgic. This has been a fun walk for me.

And we were always eating it. My cousins and I could go through 2-3 pots a day just putting snacks on it like spicy canned tuna or whatever was laying around, taco meat, cinnamon and sugar… whatever. We called them hand balls (instead of hand rolls). Quick to make and quick to eat. Leftover steak chunks with a dash of soy or hoisin was my favorite but my giant cousin would shoulder check me for that one.

I’m all for hating this bubble creating Ai expansion but where do people think the data should go… the Sargent’s desktop running windows XP?

The easy argument is to say “the data shouldn’t exist in the first place” but that ship sailed with The Patriot Act.

Now might be the perfect time to consolidate the data to one or two sites 🔥 🔥

A rice cooker can keep a pot of rice warm for the whole day. No need to rush it to the plate. My grandmother kept one going for us kids and now I carry on the tradition with my kids.

on My babies · c/memes · 3 pts · 97d

My reader, Mlem, has a button to filter out non-English posts but it consistently fails at filtering out German for some reason.

on My babies · c/memes · 29 pts · 98d

Anime porn and furry porn… holy shit. That took at least a week to block them all and they still keep making new instances.

If it bothers you, you clean the sheets every few days if it bothers YOU.

You don’t passive-aggressively lay down a towel for your partner as a barrier to “protect your investment.” You take care of your shit and love the person you lay with or end it. There’s not much in between here.

While I appreciate the sentiment, it shouldn’t take a vagina to understand this post is wildly inappropriate and degrading to women.

Lay a towel down cuz they might leak? How about I glue your ass cheeks shut so I don’t inhale your fecal coilforum, you filthy animal.