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on Amazon Introduces Fire Sticky: Pre-sticky Tablet Straight from the Factory · c/technology · 11 pts · 2yMy kid's iPad should be studied in a lab to discover new bacteria.
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They forgot water balloons! impossible to pick up all of them
do you think Putin has anything to do with this? political enemies falling out of windows is his MO!
a very philosophical question. Like the age old "Are hot dogs sandwiches?" debate
Jerry Manders could probably govern better than most politicians these days!
how so?
he's just like a toddler. wears diapers too
excel 4 lyfe
i wish toddlers came with a removable feeding tube
i washed dishes at a pizza joint, this would always make me gag
amazing to think how much work this was/is
the purse industry is in on this conspiracy
unjabbed is the most ridiculous new word that will end up in the dictionary in a few years...
So i requested my fav Perl Jam song and sat by my radio with a blank tape in and my finger on the record button. When the radio DJ called Perl Jam classic rock, that's when i knew i was old!!
My kid's iPad should be studied in a lab to discover new bacteria.
i feel this! :D
preach!