Not a story a redditor might tell you

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foxblood@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 3y (8 replies)

New Plattform and I’m already out of the loop.

herrwoland@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y (5 replies)
DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y (4 replies)
Ragnell@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y
foxblood@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Thanks mates! It’s amazing!

herrwoland@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Wow this is actually the op of the first post! The saga is going strong 💪

herrwoland@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Wow this is actually the op of the first post! The saga is going strong 💪

metaStatic@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

My toilet has cloudflare verification enabled

ICastFist@programming.dev · 3 pts · 3y

The joys of the internet

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 13 pts · 3y

I was there Gandalf, three days ago

FaceDeer@kbin.social · 11 pts · 3y

Literal shitposting.

Ragnell@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Wait'll they find out Tetris is racist.

can@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y

I missed that one?

d_cent@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y

I was liking Lemmy until now. Now I love it

Xepher@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y (5 replies)

Was there ever any more context given as to why he needed to be able to do this?

Coelacanth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (3 replies)

I don't think so but the sex tent theory makes some sense.

Khazram@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Do go on 🤔

Coelacanth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I can't take credit but it's in the comments of the original thread: https://lemmy.ml/comment/889629

Khazram@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Holy balls I was thinking it something along the same lines! I mean it makes sense, I hope he had a good and safe time.

herrwoland@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Not yet, but I like it more like this, gives more room to imagination

YuzuDrink@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y (3 replies)

My dude, eat some fiber, quick! Also drink water!

Edit: I saw the origin, and I was incorrect about the not pooping. I had assumed it was a problem, not a goal… and now I’m VERY confused and maybe a little concerned.

herrwoland@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

History of Lemmy started strong haha I wouldn't be too concerned the person in the post told they'd poop outside if shit hits the fan

Ragnell@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

When the going gets weird, the weird stop going.

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y

And pooping.

xaxl@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

I just saw this one and immediately needed to poop.

Brb.

Xeelee@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

That's so last week. We're doing beans now. Keep up!

macrocephalic@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I'm so glad I was here to witness the defining moment of a burgeoning platform.

HipHoboHarold@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I missed it. Like I was around, but I don't know what started it. Just logged on one morning and learned I wasn't allowed to shit for 3 days.

atocci@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

Someone in a questions community asked what foods they should eat to avoid having to shit for 3 days while camping, and as cheaply as possible. An absurd question that immediately became a meme. The same person then reappeared 3 days later asking how to cure constipation.

MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Nah son, I'm new here but I'm from the old school...past Digg, past Fark, back to mIRC. Someone would have to shit continuously for 3 days straight to grab my attention.

ikidd@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

If you're from the before times like me...

Two girls, one cup.

Just sayin

kevtav@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y

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